Archive - Jaggerisms

I Am Dumb, Give Me Milk

I’ll Make a Baby Out of You

Jul 10 • David Jagger

A War of Two D(J)avids

How I Accidentally Destroyed Myself and Became a God-King

Jul 3 • David Jagger

June 2026

Black Goo and Murky Waters

My King, My Cleanliness is Doodie

Jun 26 • David Jagger

Don't Fear the Cube

Life's a Bitch When You're a Bitch

Jun 19 • David Jagger

Little Birds and Nasty Words

Now broadcasting on 101.69 FM

Jun 12 • David Jagger

Till Kingdom Come

R&R at the Tiddie Tavern (You Deserve It)

Jun 5 • David Jagger

May 2026

The Fall of Systemus Rex

May 29 • David Jagger

Dealing with Psychic Parasites

You're Getting Sucked Off and You Don't Want That (Trust Me)

May 22 • David Jagger

And Watching from a Psychically Safe Distance

May 15 • David Jagger

Understanding the Autismo Within to Get What You Want

May 8 • David Jagger

What Lies Beyond

Navigating the Darkness of the First Door

May 1 • David Jagger

April 2026

Properly Using the First Key

Black Doors, Fruit Snacks, and Sticky Problems

Apr 24 • David Jagger

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